The History of England
from the reign of
Henry the 4th
to the death of
Charles the 1st.
By a partial, prejudiced, & ignorant Historian.
To Miss Austen eldest daughter of the Revd George Austen, this book is inscribed with all due respect by
The Author
N.B. There will be very few Dates in this History.
Henry the 4th
Henry the 4th ascended the throne of England much to his own satisfaction in the year 1399, after having prevailed on his
cousin & predecessor Richard the 2d to resign it to him, & to retire for the rest of his Life to Pomfret Castle, where he
happened to be murdered. It is to be supposed that Henry was married, since he had certainly four sons, but it is not in
my power to inform the Reader who was his wife. Be this as it may, he did not live for ever, but falling ill, his son the
Prince of Wales came and took away the crown; whereupon, the King made a long speech, for which I must refer the Reader
to Shakespeare's Plays, & the Prince made a still longer. Things being thus settled between them the King died, & was
succeeded by his son Henry who had previously beat Sir William Gascoigne.
Henry the 5th
This Prince after he succeeded to the throne grew quite reformed & amiable, forsaking all his dissipated Companions, &
never thrashing Sir William again. During his reign, Lord Cobham was burnt alive, but I forget what for. His Majesty then
turned his thoughts to France, where he went & fought the famous Battle of Agincourt. He afterwards married the King's
daughter Catherine, a very agreable Woman by Shakespeare's account. Inspite of all this however he died, and was
succeeded by his son Henry.
Henry the 6th
I cannot say much for this Monarch's Sense. Nor would I if I could, for he was a Lancastrian. I suppose you know all
about the Wars between him & the Duke of York who was of the right side; if you do not, you had better read some other
History, for I shall not be very diffuse in this, meaning by it only to vent my Spleen against, & shew my Hatred to all
those people whose parties or principles do not suit with mine, & not to give information. This King married Margaret of
Anjou, a woman whose distresses & Misfortunes were so great as almost to make me who hate her, pity her. It was in this
reign that Joan of Arc lived & made such a row among the English. They should not have burnt her — but they did. There
were several Battles between the Yorkists & Lancastrians, in which the former (as they ought) usually conquered. At
length they were entirely overcome; The King was murdered — & Edward the 4th ascended the Throne.
Edward the 4th
This Monarch was famous only for his Beauty & his Courage, of which the Picture we have here given of him, & his
undaunted Behaviour in marrying one Woman while he was engaged to another, are sufficient proofs. His Wife was Elizabeth
Woodville, a Widow who, poor woman! was afterwards confined in a Convent by that Monster of Iniquity & Avarice Henry the
7th. One of Edward's Mistresses was Jane Shore, who had a play written about her, but it is a tragedy & therefore not
worth reading. Having performed all these noble actions, his Majesty died, & was succeeded by his son.
Edward the 5th
This unfortunate Prince lived so little a while that nobody had time to draw his picture. He was murdered by his Uncle's
Contrivance, whose name was Richard the 3d.
Richard the 3d
The Character of this Prince has been in general very severely treated by Historians, but as he was a York, I am rather
inclined to suppose him a very respectable Man. It has indeed been confidently asserted that he killed his two Nephews &
his Wife, but it has also been declared that he did not kill his two Nephews, which I am inclined to beleive true; & if
this is the case, it may also be affirmed that he did not kill his Wife, for if Perkin Warbeck was really the Duke of
York, why might not Lambert Simnel be the Widow of Richard. Whether innocent or guilty, he did not reign long in peace,
for Henry Tudor E. of Richmond as great a villain as ever lived, made a great fuss about getting the Crown & having
killed the King at the battle of Bosworth, he succeeded to it.
Henry the 7th
This Monarch soon after his accession married the Princess Elizabeth of York, by which alliance he plainly proved that he
thought his own right inferior to hers, tho' he pretended to the contrary. By this marriage he had two sons & two
daughters, the elder of which Daughters was married to the King of Scotland & had the happiness of being grandmother to
one of the first Characters in the World. But of her, I shall have occasion to speak more at large in future. The
Youngest, Mary, married first the King of France & secondly the D. of Suffolk, by whom she had one daughter, afterwards
the Mother of Lady Jane Gray, who tho' inferior to her lovely Cousin the Queen of Scots, was yet an amiable young woman &
famous for reading Greek while other people were hunting. It was in the reign of Henry the 7th that Perkin Warbeck &
Lambert Simnel before mentioned made their appearance, the former of whom was set in the Stocks, took shelter in Beaulieu
Abbey, & was beheaded with the Earl of Warwick, & the latter was taken into the Kings kitchen. His Majesty died & was
succeeded by his son Henry whose only merit was his not being quite so bad as his daughter Elizabeth.
Henry the 8th
It would be an affront to my Readers were I to suppose that they were not as well acquainted with the particulars of this
King's reign as I am myself. It will therefore be saving them the task of reading again what they have read before, &
myself the trouble of writing what I do not perfectly recollect, by giving only a slight sketch of the principal Events
which marked his reign. Among these may be ranked Cardinal Wolsey's telling the father Abbot of Leicester Abbey that "he
was come to lay his bones among them," the reformation in Religion, & the King's riding through the streets of London
with Anna Bullen. It is however but Justice, & my Duty to declare that this amiable Woman was entirely innocent of the
Crimes with which she was accused, of which her Beauty, her Elegance, & her Sprightliness were sufficient proofs, not to
mention her solemn protestations of Innocence, the weakness of the Charges against her, & the King's Character, all of
which add some confirmation, tho' perhaps but slight ones when in comparison with those before alledged in her favour.
Tho' I do not profess giving many dates, yet as I think it proper to give some & shall of course make choice of those
which it is most necessary for the Reader to know, I think it right to inform him that her letter to the King was dated
on the 6th of May. The Crimes & Cruelties of this Prince, were too numerous to be mentioned, (as this history I trust has
fully shewn;) & nothing can be said in his vindication, but that his abolishing Religious Houses & leaving them to the
ruinous depredations of time has been of infinite use to the landscape of England in general, which probably was a
principal motive for his doing it, since otherwise why should a Man who was of no Religion himself be at so much trouble
to abolish one which had for ages been established in the Kingdom. His Majesty's 5th wife was the Duke of Norfolk's Neice
who, tho' universally acquitted of the crimes for which she was beheaded, has been by many people supposed to have led an
abandoned life before her Marriage — Of this however I have many doubts, since she was a relation of that noble Duke of
Norfolk who was so warm in the Queen of Scotland's cause, & who at last fell a victim to it. The King's last wife
contrived to survive him, but with difficulty effected it. He was succeeded by his only son Edward.
Edward the 6th
As this prince was only nine years old at the time of his Father's death, he was considered by many people as too young
to govern, & the late King happening to be of the same opinion, his mother's Brother the Duke of Somerset was chosen
Protector of the realm during his minority. This Man was on the whole of a very amiable Character, & is somewhat of a
favourite with me, tho' I would by no means pretend to affirm that he was equal to those first of Men Robert Earl of
Essex, Delamere, or Gilpin. He was beheaded, of which he might with reason have been proud, had he known that such was
the death of Mary Queen of Scotland; but as it was impossible that he should be conscious of what had never happened, it
does not appear that he felt particularly delighted with the manner of it. After his decease the Duke of Northumberland
had the care of the King & the Kingdom, & performed his trust of both so well that the King died & the Kingdom was left
to his daughter in law the Lady Jane Grey, who has been already mentioned as reading Greek. Whether she really understood
that language or whether such a study proceeded only from an excess of vanity for which I beleive she was always rather
remarkable, is uncertain. Whatever might be the cause, she preserved the same appearance of knowledge, & contempt of what
was generally esteemed pleasure, during the whole of her Life, for she declared herself displeased with being appointed
Queen, and while conducting to the scaffold, she wrote a sentence in latin & another in Greek on seeing the dead Body of
her Husband accidentally passing that way.
Mary
This woman had the good luck of being advanced to the throne of England, inspite of the superior pretensions, Merit &
Beauty of her Cousins Mary Queen of Scotland & Jane Grey. Nor can I pity the Kingdom for the misfortunes they experienced
during her Reign, since they fully deserved them, for having allowed her to succeed her Brother — which was a double
peice of folly, since they might have foreseen that as she died without Children, she would be succeeded by that disgrace
to humanity, that pest of society, Elizabeth. Many were the people who fell martyrs to the protestant Religion during her
reign; I suppose not fewer than a dozen. She married Philip King of Spain who in her Sister's reign for [sic] famous for
building the Armadas. She died without issue, & then the dreadful moment came in which the destroyer of all comfort, the
deceitful Betrayer of trust reposed in her, & the Murderess of her Cousin succeeded to the Throne. —
Elizabeth
It was the peculiar misfortune of this Woman to have bad Ministers —— Since wicked as she herself was, she could not have
committed such extensive Mischeif, had not those vile & abandoned Men connived at, & encouraged her in her Crimes. I know
that it has by many people been asserted & beleived that Lord Burleigh, Sir Francis Walsingham, & the rest of those who
filled the cheif Offices of State were deserving, experienced, & able Ministers. But oh! how blinded such Writers & such
Readers must be to true Merit, to Merit despised, neglected & defamed, if they can persist in such opinions when they
reflect that these Men, these boasted Men were such Scandals to their Country & their Sex as to allow & assist their
Queen in confining for the space of nineteen Years, a Woman who if the claims of Relationship & Merit were of no avail,
yet as a Queen & as one who condescended to place confidence in her, had every reason to expect Assistance & protection;
and at length in allowing Elizabeth to bring this amiable Woman to an untimely, unmerited, and scandalous Death. Can any
one if he reflects but for a moment on this blot, this ever-lasting blot upon their Understanding & their Character,
allow any praise to Lord Burleigh or Sir Francis Walsingham? Oh! what must this bewitching Princess whose only freind was
then the Duke of Norfolk, and whose only ones are now Mr Whitaker, Mrs Lefroy, Mrs Knight & myself, who was abandoned by
her Son, confined by her Cousin, abused, reproached & vilified by all, what must not her most noble mind have suffered
when informed that Elizabeth had given orders for her Death! Yet she bore it with a most unshaken fortitude, firm in her
mind; Constant in her Religion; & prepared herself to meet the cruel fate to which she was doomed, with a magnanimity
that could alone proceed from conscious Innocence.
And yet could you Reader have beleived it possible that some hardened & zealous Protestants have even abused her for that
Steadfastness in the Catholic Religion which reflected on her so much credit? But this is a striking proof of their
narrow souls & prejudiced Judgements who accuse her. She was executed in the Great Hall at Fotheringay Castle (sacred
Place!) on Wednesday the 8th of February — 1586 —— to the everlasting Reproach of Elizabeth, her Ministers, and of
England in general. It may not be unnecessary before I entirely conclude my account of this ill-fated Queen, to observe
that she had been accused of several crimes during the time of her reigning in Scotland, of which I now most seriously do
assure my Reader that she was entirely innocent; having never been guilty of anything more than Imprudencies into which
she was betrayed by the openness of her Heart, her Youth, & her Education. Having I trust by this assurance entirely done
away every Suspicion & every doubt which might have arisen in the Reader's mind, from what other Historians have written
of her, I shall proceed to mention the remaining Events that marked Elizabeth's reign. It was about this time that Sir
Francis Drake the first English Navigator who sailed round the World, lived, to be the ornament of his Country & his
profession. Yet great as he was, & justly celebrated as a Sailor, I cannot help foreseeing that he will be equalled in
this or the next Century by one who tho' now but young, already promises to answer all the ardent & sanguine expectations
of his Relations & Freinds, amongst whom I may class the amiable Lady to whom this work is dedicated, & my no less
amiable Self.
Though of a different profession, and shining in a different sphere of Life, yet equally conspicuous in the Character of
an Earl, as Drake was in that of a Sailor, was Robert Devereux Lord Essex. This unfortunate young Man was not unlike in
Character to that equally unfortunate one Frederic Delamere. The simile may be carried still farther, & Elizabeth the
torment of Essex may be compared to the Emmeline of Delamere. It would be endless to recount the misfortunes of this
noble & gallant Earl. It is sufficient to say that he was beheaded on the 25th of Feb:ry, after having been Lord
Leuitenant of Ireland, after having clapped his hand on his Sword, and after performing many other services to his
Country. Elizabeth did not long survive his loss, & died so miserable that were it not an injury to the memory of Mary I
should pity her.
James the 1st
Though this King had some faults, among which & as the most principal, was his allowing his Mother's death, yet
considered on the whole I cannot help liking him. He married Anne of Denmark, and had several Children; fortunately for
him his eldest son Prince Henry died before his Father or he might have experienced the evils which befell his
unfortunate Brother.
As I am myself partial to the roman catholic religion, it is with infinite regret that I am obliged to blame the
Behaviour of any Member of it; yet Truth being I think very excusable in an Historian, I am necessitated to say that in
this reign the roman Catholics of England did not behave like Gentlemen to the protestants. Their Behaviour indeed to the
Royal Family & both Houses of Parliament might justly be considered by them as very uncivil, and even Sir Henry Percy
tho' certainly the best bred man of the party, had none of that general politeness which is so universally pleasing, as
his attentions were entirely confined to Lord Mounteagle.
Sir Walter Raleigh flourished in this & the preceding reign, & is by many people held in great veneration & respect — But
as he was an enemy of the noble Essex, I have nothing to say in praise of him, & must refer all those who may wish to be
acquainted with the particulars of his Life, to Mr Sheridan's play of the Critic, where they will find many interesting
Anecdotes as well of him as of his freind Sir Christopher Hatton. — His Majesty was of that amiable disposition which
inclines to Freindship, & in such points was possessed of a keener penetration in Discovering Merit than many other
people. I once heard an excellent sharade on a Carpet, of which the subject I am now reminds me, and as I think it may
afford my Readers some amusement to find it out, I shall here take the liberty of presenting it to them.
Sharade
My first is what my second was to King James the 1st,
and you tread on my whole.
The principal favourites of his Majesty were Car, who was afterwards created Earl of Somerset and whose name perhaps may
have some share in the above-mentioned Sharade, & George Villiers afterwards Duke of Buckingham. On his Majesty's death
he was succeeded by his son Charles.
Charles the 1st
This amiable Monarch seems born to have suffered Misfortunes equal to those of his lovely Grandmother; Misfortunes which
he could not deserve since he was her descendant. Never certainly were there before so many detestable Characters at one
time in England as in this period of its History; Never were amiable Men so scarce. The number of them throughout the
whole Kingdom amounting only to five, besides the inhabitants of Oxford who were always loyal to their King & faithful to
his interests. The names of this noble five who never forgot the duty of the Subject, or swerved from their attachment to
his Majesty, were as follows — The King himself, ever steadfast in his own support — Archbishop Laud, Earl of Strafford,
Viscount Faulkland, & Duke of Ormond, who were scarcely less strenuous or zealous in the cause. While the Villains of the
time would make too long a list to be written or read; I shall therefore content myself with mentioning the leaders of
the Gang. Cromwell, Fairfax, Hampden, & Pym may be considered as the original Causers of all the disturbances,
Distresses, & Civil Wars in which England for many years was embroiled. In this reign as well as in that of Elizabeth, I
am obliged in spite of my attachment to the Scotch, to consider them as equally guilty with the generality of the
English, since they dared to think differently from their Sovereign, to forget the Adoration which as Stuarts it was
their Duty to pay them, to rebel against, dethrone & imprison the unfortunate Mary; to oppose, to deceive, and to sell
the no less unfortunate Charles. The Events of this Monarch's reign are too numerous for my pen, and inded the recital of
any Events (except what I make myself) is uninteresting to me; my principal reason for undertaking the History of England
being to prove the innocence of the Queen of Scotland, which I flatter myself with having effectually done, and to abuse
Elizabeth, tho' I am rather fearful of having fallen short in the latter part of my Scheme. —. As therefore it is not my
intention to give any particular account of the distresses into which this King was involved through the misconduct &
Cruelty of his Parliament, I shall satisfy myself with vindicating him from the Reproach of arbitrary & tyrannical
Government with which he has often been charged. This, I feel, is not difficult to be done, for with one argument I am
certain of satisfying every sensible & well disposed person whose opinions have been properly guided by a good Education
— & this argument is that he was a Stuart.
Finis
Saturday Nov: 26th. 1791
This work is a parody of Oliver Goldsmith's A History of England, required reading of English schoolchildren
everywhere, including the young Austens. What makes it remarkable is that it was written by one so young. Jane was but 15
years old when she wrote it. The portraits, drawn by Cassandra, bear more of a resemblence to family members than the
Kings they are set to portray.
According to the British
Library, Jane Austen’s ‘The History of England’ ranks as one of the most precocious and engaging works of
juvenilia ever produced by a leading literary figure. Written in 1791, the manuscript is illustrated with delightful
medallion portraits of monarchs painted by Jane’s sister Cassandra.From the age of 12, Jane spent more of her spare time
in literary composition than in serious study. She preserved 26 items of juvenilia, dating from around 1787 to early
1793, and later copied them into three notebooks entitled Volume the First, Volume the Second and Volume the Third. The
‘History of England’ appears in Volume the Second.
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